Two puns for the price of one
These are cute.
Cutest fucking alien in existence
You sure about that
Damn the Disney fandom just reclaimed its post
And belted the crap out of the Whovians
Four for you, Stitch fandom.
You go stitch fandom
this is hilarious. And the Whovians didn’t even respond. lol. Stitch wins by default.
Santa’s Slay (2005)
Written and directed by David Steiman
I fucking love Santa’s Slay. It’s just a fun and ridiculous movie.
The run down is that Santa is basically the child of Satan, born to a virgin, the same way Jesus was. Until 1005 AD, Christmas was a Day of Slaying for Santa. Then Santa lost a bet when an angel disguised as an old man beat him in a curling match. Losing the bet meant Santa couldn’t kill for a thousand years and had to deliver presents instead. Fast forward to 2005, and Santa is back as a fucking killing machine ready to unscrew your head and shit down your neck; using everything from candy canes to menorahs as weapons.
I saw this movie for the first time on FEARnet in like 2008, and I’ve watched it every year except for one. That year didn’t feel much like Christmas, so I bought it, and now it’s become a tradition for me, haha.
Oh yeah, two former wrestling stars are in this. Goldberg plays Santa, and Zeus has a cameo as a gas station attendant.
Kinda want to start a new tradition now.
This is the single best post I’ve ever seen.
What’s funny is I’ve only seen Hot Fuzz once and to this day I use the words “narp” and “yarp”. It wasn’t until a few months ago that my friend Tristan pointed out to me what that was from. The end.
Basic summary of Portal:
GLaDOS: Don’t you dare do the thing.
Chell: IM DOING THE THING.
being told i was smart and above average from a young age was probably one of the worst things to happen to me because now i have a complex and question my entire existence when i dont excel at something right away